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"In today's world, woman and devil are synonymous."

“It's better to be black than gay because when you're black you don't have to tell your mother.”

"That's Tammy, Trey's ex-girlfriend. This is classic Tammy. Trey broke up with Tammy because Maureen Kanallen said that she saw Tammy flirting with Walt Timny at a party, but she was only doing it to make Trey jealous because you know, she thought that Trey secretly liked Erin Henebry, but he doesn't like Erin Henebry, it was all a bunch of bull."

"He's a socialist, you're just thick."